April 2018

THE TRIBUTARY River Island East Home Owners Association http://riehoa.com April 2018 The problem with aging is not that it’s one damn thing after another—it’s every damn thing, all at once, all the time. (John Scalzi) Water Aerobics So let’s get in shape, cough, cough, cough. I’m busting out the boom box, the pool floaties, and huge brimmed…Read More→

January 2018

THE TRIBUTARY River Island East Home Owners Association http://riehoa.com January 2018 Do the good that’s in front of you, even if it feels really small. (Sharon Salzberg) ANNUAL MEETING: MARCH 4th 2018 River Island Country Club 2:00 Snacks provided Cocktails YoYo. (NOT!) You have received your meeting packets via Snail Mail . Please give them…Read More→

December 2017

THE TRIBUTARY River Island East Home Owners Association http://riehoa.com December. 2017 The sunlight claps the earth, and the moonbeams kiss the sea: what are all these kissings worth, if thou kiss not me? (Percy Bysshe Shelley) Many kisses 😘 are in order around our community! First to Horace and Shirley Wells for organizing a great fun Christmas parade….Read More→

November 2017

THE TRIBUTARY River Island East Home Owners Association http://riehoa.com Nov. 2017 “The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families” (Jay McInerney) Social Activities This year’s Christmas Golf Cart Parade is on Sunday, December 10th. The parade will start at 5:00pm. Staging area is at the East End of Greene Dr. Be…Read More→

October 2017

THE TRIBUTARY River Island East Home Owners Association http://riehoa.com October 2017 “If you want something from me, you gotta ask nice.” (Jack Nicholson to Tom Cruise in A Few Good Men) Roberto Silva’s Landscape people are doing their best to keep up with the demands of our collective and individual landscaping needs. They are here to…Read More→

September 2017

THE TRIBUTARY River Island East Home Owners Association   http://riehoa.com    Sept 2017 The real secret:  If you haven’t grown up by this age, you don’t have to  Arachnophobia  Our actively active arachnids in the neighborhood are starting to make us look a little tacky/sloppy/dirty. Here’s how to attack the arachnid cobwebs on your deck ceilings:  First, you…Read More→

August 2017

THE TRIBUTARY River Island East Home Owners Association http://riehoa.com  August 2017 Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick. Ok, how are the meals at RICC going? Are any of you non-RICC members taking advantage of the opportunity to go to the club for a meal? If we flood them with participation, I think they’ll…Read More→

July 2017

THE TRIBUTARY River Island East Home Owners Association http://riehoa.com  July 2017 Vampires, Mummies and the Holy Ghost, these are the things that terrify me the most. (Jimmy Buffet   1994) Marty McCormick and Vicki Brown were the big winners at the RIWGA tournament last week! They pretty much swept all categories. To what, do they say, they…Read More→

June 2017

THE TRIBUTARY River Island East Home Owners Association http://riehoa.com  June 2017 I remember being able to get up without sound effects. (Good Times) The rain giveth and the rain taketh away. Watch your step, there are alligators everywhere here in Everglades West, along with cracks and crevices in the road. Apparently all the lovely rain this winter has…Read More→

May 2017

THE TRIBUTARY River Island East Home Owners Association http://riehoa.com May 2017 Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.   (George Carlin) Boom Boom Boom! A few disturbances have been reported, mostly on Montgomery Drive. Apparently vehicle(s) going thru the main gate around 10 or 11 at night…Read More→